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How to play the Midnight Man Game w/ rules
It is highly recommended that you do not play the midnight game, however here are some instructions for thrill seekers. Do at your own risk;
Submitted by coastlinesandpizza
1. It must be exactly 12:00 AM when you begin the ritual, or else it will not work. You will need;CandlesPaper and PencilsA wooden front doorSaltA pin needleAll the lights in the house offStep 1: Everyone who is playing the midnight game must write their names on a piece of paper, then use a pin needle to drop a single drop of their blood onto the paperStep 2: Place the paper in front of your front door. Your front door must be made of wood.Step 3: Light a candleStep 4: Knock on your front door exactly 22 times. (Note: The 22nd knock must happen at 12:00 AM or the ritual will not work.)Step 5: Open your door, blow out the candle, and close it. You have now summoned the “Midnight Man”. Immediately relight your candleStep 6: Your goal for the rest of the game is to survive the Midnight Man. Everyone who plays must walk with their candle lit around the house, avoiding the Midnight Man at all costs until the clock strikes 3:33 AM. At which time the Midnight Man will leave. If your candle blows out on its own, it means the midnight man is near, and you have 10 seconds to relight your candle. if you fail to relight the candle in 10 seconds you must surround yourself with a circle of salt and wait until 3:33 AM. If you fail to surround yourself with salt in time the Midnight Man will attack and you will have hallucinations of your worst fears until 3:33 AM.Signs that the Midnight Man is nearby:* Your candle blows out* You suddenly get very cold* You hear a low whisper* You see a black humanoid figure within the darknessWARNING: * DO NOT USE SOMEONE ELSE’S BLOOD ON YOUR PAPER* DO NOT STAND IN ONE SPOT UNTIL 3:33 AM, THE MIDNIGHT MAN WILL FIND YOU* DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FALL ASLEEP DURING THE MIDNIGHT GAME* DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE DURING THE MIDNIGHT GAME* DO NOT USE A LIGHTER OR ANY OTHER LIGHT SOURCE IN PLACE OF A CANDLE* DO NOT TRY TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS DURING THE MIDNIGHT GAME* AND DEFINITELY DO. NOT. TRY TO PROVOKE THE MIDNIGHT MAN!

I AM TRYING THIS

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How to play the Midnight Man Game w/ rules

It is highly recommended that you do not play the midnight game, however here are some instructions for thrill seekers. Do at your own risk;

Submitted by coastlinesandpizza


1. It must be exactly 12:00 AM when you begin the ritual, or else it will not work. You will need;

Candles
Paper and Pencils
A wooden front door
Salt
A pin needle
All the lights in the house off

Step 1: Everyone who is playing the midnight game must write their names on a piece of paper, then use a pin needle to drop a single drop of their blood onto the paper

Step 2: Place the paper in front of your front door. Your front door must be made of wood.

Step 3: Light a candle

Step 4: Knock on your front door exactly 22 times. (Note: The 22nd knock must happen at 12:00 AM or the ritual will not work.)

Step 5: Open your door, blow out the candle, and close it. You have now summoned the “Midnight Man”. Immediately relight your candle

Step 6: Your goal for the rest of the game is to survive the Midnight Man. Everyone who plays must walk with their candle lit around the house, avoiding the Midnight Man at all costs until the clock strikes 3:33 AM. At which time the Midnight Man will leave. If your candle blows out on its own, it means the midnight man is near, and you have 10 seconds to relight your candle. if you fail to relight the candle in 10 seconds you must surround yourself with a circle of salt and wait until 3:33 AM. If you fail to surround yourself with salt in time the Midnight Man will attack and you will have hallucinations of your worst fears until 3:33 AM.

Signs that the Midnight Man is nearby:
* Your candle blows out
* You suddenly get very cold
* You hear a low whisper
* You see a black humanoid figure within the darkness

WARNING: 
* DO NOT USE SOMEONE ELSE’S BLOOD ON YOUR PAPER
* DO NOT STAND IN ONE SPOT UNTIL 3:33 AM, THE MIDNIGHT MAN WILL FIND YOU
* DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FALL ASLEEP DURING THE MIDNIGHT GAME
* DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE DURING THE MIDNIGHT GAME
* DO NOT USE A LIGHTER OR ANY OTHER LIGHT SOURCE IN PLACE OF A CANDLE
* DO NOT TRY TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS DURING THE MIDNIGHT GAME

* AND DEFINITELY DO. NOT. TRY TO PROVOKE THE MIDNIGHT MAN!

I AM TRYING THIS

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i really like this image of Anne Frank. I think it really captures the true her. The side her diary didn’t see. 

^It was fucking photoshopped.

No. You’re wrong. This is from before the holocaust. She used to go out to the hard streets of Germany and chill with her jews. They’d listen to PHAT beats. This is the side of Anne the History books don’t tell you about

PHOTOSHOPPED. The head and body don’t even go together. Plus, that hand can’t be that of a teenage girl and her head has faulty cropping.

Noooo…. I’m pretty sure it’s real.

it’s real. it shows the passion of Anne Frank. reblog if you care omg 

Oh my gosh guys. This has to be real!! They didn’t have computers back then! So of course they didn’t have Photoshop! Some people are so dumb. 

oh my god

im going to commit from the stupidity of ALL OF YOU

this photo really speaks to me. It make me understand how much little anne really did love her tunes.

The essence of Anne Frank captured in one photo.

idiots it is real whatchu talkin bout willis
just incredible how a picture can share so much history.

True they did not have computers back then, but we do now. And in photoshop, you can turn any picture into that of sepia, or dimming the colors until they turn brown and white. That is a picture of Anne Frank’s head downloaded from the e-copy of her diary, cut and pasted onto a guy probably from the 50’s or 60’s which was also dowloaded from the internet. ALL IDIOTS!!!

No this is real

hi everyone, this is anne frank. just thought i’d clear this up, this is real. it was taken on my 19th birthday, just before my dad deadmau5 released his first track “one less lonely girl”. if you dont believe me, ask my mother, hillary clinton. you’ll find her in will.i.am’s paddling pool. now i have to go. brb hiding in a wardrobe

anne frank in general just doesnt exist she is a myth end of story gooDBYE

This picture of Anne Frank is just beautiful. I don’t think anyone knew this side of her, the “party hard” side of her before this! Everyone needed to see it! R3bl0g if yuh cayr!

t0xic-valentine:

thankfully:

ab-i:

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petyrclaryon:

bloodpulse:

platinumpalms:

babyminaj:

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chinagoddess:

sionohsionn:

chinagoddess:

i really like this image of Anne Frank. I think it really captures the true her. The side her diary didn’t see. 

^It was fucking photoshopped.

No. You’re wrong. This is from before the holocaust. She used to go out to the hard streets of Germany and chill with her jews. They’d listen to PHAT beats. This is the side of Anne the History books don’t tell you about

PHOTOSHOPPED. The head and body don’t even go together. Plus, that hand can’t be that of a teenage girl and her head has faulty cropping.

Noooo…. I’m pretty sure it’s real.

it’s real. it shows the passion of Anne Frank. reblog if you care omg 

Oh my gosh guys. This has to be real!! They didn’t have computers back then! So of course they didn’t have Photoshop! Some people are so dumb.

oh my god

im going to commit from the stupidity of ALL OF YOU

this photo really speaks to me. It make me understand how much little anne really did love her tunes.

The essence of Anne Frank captured in one photo.

idiots it is real whatchu talkin bout willis

just incredible how a picture can share so much history.

True they did not have computers back then, but we do now. And in photoshop, you can turn any picture into that of sepia, or dimming the colors until they turn brown and white. That is a picture of Anne Frank’s head downloaded from the e-copy of her diary, cut and pasted onto a guy probably from the 50’s or 60’s which was also dowloaded from the internet. ALL IDIOTS!!!

No this is real

hi everyone, this is anne frank. just thought i’d clear this up, this is real. it was taken on my 19th birthday, just before my dad deadmau5 released his first track “one less lonely girl”. if you dont believe me, ask my mother, hillary clinton. you’ll find her in will.i.am’s paddling pool. now i have to go. brb hiding in a wardrobe

anne frank in general just doesnt exist she is a myth end of story gooDBYE

This picture of Anne Frank is just beautiful. I don’t think anyone knew this side of her, the “party hard” side of her before this! Everyone needed to see it! R3bl0g if yuh cayr!